Some more thoughts from Dave Allen

I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.
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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.
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I've stopped smoking... I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.
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A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
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I'm an Atheist...thank God.
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Some thoughts on drinking

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.William Butler
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.Anonymous

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.G.K. Chesterton

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.Anonymous

Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.Ross Levy

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.Anonymous

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.David Daye

Happy Mothers Day 

College Graduates

College Grads


A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"

A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Crusader strikes again

"This is not a clash between civilisations. It is a clash about civilisation"

Tony Blair defends the war in Iraq.

Looking towards the future.......or not

I hope I am wrong but the future looks dull miserable.........and Brown

Is this a load of balls.........

Men may be carrying in their testicles an almost limitless supply of spare part cells for treating disease and injury, research has suggested.(Mark Henderson writes.)
Scientists in Germany have successfully isolated a new kind of stem cell from the testes of adult mice that can grow into a full range of tissue types,offering a possible alternative to embryonic stem (ES) cells for medical therapies.
If the findings are repeated in people, it could become possible to harvest the cells from testicles and grow them into specialised tissues for treating conditions such as diabetes, Parkinson's disease and paralysis.
As the cells would come from the patient's own body, they would be a precise genetic match and would not risk rejection. This source of tissue would thus remove any need for therapeutic cloning.
The study will be published next week in Nature.

stick a spud in it

Food for thought

Nelson may have been ahead of his time when he asked Hardy to kiss him......

Family home In need of some updating but with some interesting original features. 

Am I going mad ..I hope so

How do you make yourself attractive to the opposite sex? Easy. Get yourself a mental illness. That seems to be the suggestion of Jeremy Taylor, a former mental healthcare trust Chief executive. Writing in Health Service Journal (March 2) Taylor explains how mental illness "has, at last, become sexy"."The press tells us that people with mental illness tend to be more successful in attracting sexual partners.This has to be a breakthrough in understanding future demographics.With average fecundity, the mentally ill will produce more offspring than 'the sane'."

Could be the reason I have five little Spuds.

Longer life means more creams

Stanford, California:
The average life expectancy for people living in most industrial nations could reach 100 within 25 years, according to a Stanford University researcher. Sripad Tuljapurkar cited advances in anti-ageing technology and medicine.(AP)

Mrs Spud is on her way to Superdrug for her anti-ageing technology right at this moment..

God help us

Has Blair taken on his own crusade, send British troops around the world to force the word of our democracy on people. This 'war on terror' has killed thousands of innocent people and still does not seem near to a end.

His comments on Parkinson about God will be his judge, should he not be worried about the blood of all those innocent people on his hands.

Squirm your way out of that with lies and spin if you can.

Another Saturday passes

Yet another Saturday passes.
Not unlike many others that have gone before but today I have decided to start a blog. I really have no idea of these things but it could be a place to stick my thoughts on life, love and surviving till the next Saturday.
Well thats all for today, work tomorrow.... yuck......... shall I have a drink and try a forget that mmmmmm where's that bottle......till next time blog

For sale one lady owner