I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.William Butler
Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.Anonymous
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.G.K. Chesterton
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.Catherine Zandonella
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.Ross Levy
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.Anonymous
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.David Daye
Insight into the world of Spud, a fifty something who tries to get on with life but thinks held back by wife and five kids. He needs to get a grip of the real world.
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